oh my god, that was really violent
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Following:
The real world looks weird.| 2004: | fear that people of the internet find me in real life. |
| 2012: | fear that real life people find me on the internet. |
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
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real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
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you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
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what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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there will only be 7 planets left after i destroy uranus
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Doccubus + dirty talk
wish list for season 4…car sex…angry sex…I love you sex! That is all.
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