Adult. Lesbian. Nihilist. Smoker. Gamer. Reader. Art Lover. Beer drinker.
do you ever see someone hot in public and think “you’ll never know how hard I’m fucking you in my mind”
Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse
50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes
Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?
50 Shades of Glorified Abuse
50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use
Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?
it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…
well, if you really love them you should be ‘eating them’ everyday.